soooo i’m reading my lj entries from 2007 & i stumbled upon this one time where my best friend and i agreed to go to a mutual classmate’s apt to drink and smoke weed. well we end up meeting with like other ppl from our class. well we are on the couch and we see this like poor cat that’s like paralyzed wearing a diaper try to walk across the floor—mind you we are high as fuck and we just busted out laughing so hard.

anyway so a mutual classmate of ours has tourettes and probably aspergers like yells to the girl who owns it, “you need to put it to sleep” and this bitch really yells back, “you twitch and we don’t put you to sleep” and i remember the room just getting really silent and then i just started cracking up so hard at the whole exchange/scenario.

Anonymous asked:

Do u remember that blind item in 2007 about a pop singer who got HIV? Did u ever think it could be Britney? At the time I thought it could be her, it just seemed like the ultimate, believable trigger for her intense freak out.

i dont remember hearing that!!! i remember hearing that her lollipops were laced with morphine… which i thought was plausible bc one time i fucked my back up and had to do phys therapy and i met this old lady that talked about how she had morphine lollipops.

i also remember hearing that she shaved her head to avoid drug testing but then when they put her in the 5150 hold, they said she had no drugs in her system.

also wasnt it kind of weird when lynne spears made the depo saying that sam was basically drugging britney w/ seroquel & adderall? for some reason i really believed lynne’s account of things.

It’s weird like, you can see the cruelest part of the world. The cruelest part. But then on the other side you see the most beautiful part, do you know? And it’s like you go from one extreme to the next and they’re both worth it, because you wouldn’t see one without the other. But that cruel part, is damn cruel and you’ll never forget it. But that heaven…is heaven.
Britney Spears, Britney: For The Record, 2008