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thedailywhat: Pizza Saves of the Day: A seven-year-old girl from Sarasota who slapped her unconscious mother with a piece of pizza became the youngest person ever to receive a life-saving award from her local fire department. When Rita Lawlor found her mother out cold, she tried waking her up by slapping her with some leftover pizza. Failing that, Rita called 911, and remained on the line with...
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boobsandbravado: aka Lana Del Rey… Y’all like her because, why? I’m listening to this album right now and it’s boring as fuck. Like, I mean, I guess it’s maybe like musical nyquil or ambien… It will knock you the fuck out. But like, really… She sounds bored, I’m bored, her producer(s) failed at ripping off Jon Brion… Like… Why? I guess if y’all like that one song (whatever song you first...
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i love that i continue to shock my mom after __...
mom: her boyfriend is cute
me: mom...he's gay
mom: ................how do you know?
me: he has gay mouth.
mom: ................................
me: hmm?
mom: .........tell me.......what exactly does....gay mouth look like
me: well... it looks like their mouth is awaiting a big cock
mom: ...........what is wrong with you?
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slightheadaches: maxvinyl: I complain about this at the beginning of every semester but GOD I HATE INTRODUCING MYSELF it’s like what do I say my interests are aside from art, writing, videogames, and comic books? SAYING INTERNET WOULD JUST MAKE IT WORSE everyone else is always like OH I HIKE AND DO ALL THESE IMPRESSIVE THINGS LIKE CLIMB MOUNTAINS AND EXPLORE RUINS IN SOUTH AMERICA IT’S NO...
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Do any of my followers read books by Bret Easton...
cocaiine-heart: If so, what’s your favorite book? I read American Psycho and loved it. Now I can’t decide between Rules of Attraction and Glamorama. Hmmmmm. read rules… i still havent read glamorama. ive tried at least 40 times and i just cant get into it.
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i just want someone to watch "the rules of...
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