i love that i continue to shock my mom after __ years
mom:
her boyfriend is cute
me:
mom...he's gay
mom:
................how do you know?
me:
he has gay mouth.
mom:
................................
me:
hmm?
mom:
.........tell me.......what exactly does....gay mouth look like
me:
well... it looks like their mouth is awaiting a big cock
mom:
...........what is wrong with you?