SEXIDANCE

September. 17. 2011. 11:40 pm 3 notes

i forgot to tell the world bout being unfollowed by someone for saying "faggot" too much

gil: http://ohmygil.tumblr.com/post/10346760487/aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh me: hahahaha awesome. landon donovan that fucking faggot... i cant believe he blocked me :-( gil: you called him a faggot! me: no!!! i said i wanted to rub my pussi on his hairline gil: LOLOLOL

September. 04. 2012. 02:23 am 5 notes

ohmygil

there was something I wanted to tell you but I forgot what it—OH…. so last night I found what was essentially a porno version of Freaky Friday

(via ohmygil to me at 2:23am)

January. 19. 2013. 04:27 am 10 notes

ohmygil justin bieber convo

i’m so used to talking to gay ppl i sometimes forget & say shit like this… sorry g!!!

March. 08. 2013. 04:56 am 10 notes

ohmygil SIGH!!!

me: like... i havent dropped it in water but i do think my home button has water damage. i had left some sticky shit on it one time (no not cum) and used a wipee to wipe it off and it hasnt acted right SINCE. Gil: why would you think I'd think it was cum. you're gross Me: OH CUM ON! u know u thought cum until i said "NOT CUM" Gil: actually I didn't Me: bullshit! Gil: really. any kind of food stuff. and since you're a cook, that's a natural assumption no? Me: it was. it was frosting from when i was baking cupcakes Gil: see? you're gross. like I said