• me: like... i havent dropped it in water but i do think my home button has water damage. i had left some sticky shit on it one time (no not cum) and used a wipee to wipe it off and it hasnt acted right SINCE.
  • but honestly... it went away then came back so idk what its deal is.
  • Gil: why would you think I'd think it was cum. you're gross
  • Me: OH CUM ON! u know u thought cum until i said "NOT CUM"
  • Gil: actually I didn't
  • Me: bullshit!
  • Gil: really. any kind of food stuff. and since you're a cook, that's a natural assumption no?
  • Me: it was. it was frosting from when i was baking cupcakes
  • Gil: see? you're gross. like I said